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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman . . . → Read More: Old Motor Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.. A couple of days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’ Morris . . . → Read More: Hot Momma A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Share this: Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while . . . → Read More: Couple In Their Nineties The Taxman decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Tax office. The taxman was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his accountant. The taxman said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the . . . → Read More: Grandpa And The Taxman |
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