Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Hot Dog Buns

August 4th, 2009

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My Favorite Shirt

May 12th, 2009

My wife was always after me to go shopping with her.

Then I began wearing my favorite shirt…..

She doesn’t want me to go shopping with her anymore.

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Suicidal Muslims…

January 21st, 2009

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s see now…
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can’t shave.
Your wives can’t shave.
You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

         I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Dick In A Truck

January 14th, 2009

So I was driving in to work this morning, and this dick in a truck pulls out in front of me……..

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One-Liner

April 6th, 2008

Judge to prostitute: ‘So when did you realize you were raped?

Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the check bounced.’