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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and . . . → Read More: Married For The Night The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady . . . → Read More: Coming Or Going Well, what should I do?”, asked the man. “Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.” Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his wife the good news . . . → Read More: Golf Lesson I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and . . . → Read More: No Sex Tonight The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You can be the Man of the House” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW. You will prepare me a gourmet . . . → Read More: The Man Of The House |
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