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Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother’s house, and was very nervous. Her mother reassured her: ”Don’t worry Maria, Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you. Meanwhile, I’ll be making pasta.” So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony . . . → Read More: The Italian Virgin Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what . . . → Read More: After The Office Party Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought . . . → Read More: Girls Night Out With No Panties My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend…. I understand he took to drinking . . . → Read More: And Then The Fight Started… A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” Share this: |
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