You can even send . . . → Read More: Return The Crap]]> Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it…Twice!

Let’s help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that’s why they need to increase postage costs again You get the idea !

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Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time . . . → Read More: Three Little Words That Work !!]]> he three little words are: ‘Hold On, Please…’

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

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Wrong you old git! The reason I don’t watch much TV is because it is largely a pile of crap made with the dedicated non-thinker . . . → Read More: Old Bitter Balls]]> I was taking a look in Old Bitter Balls blog The old cunt has the cheek to suggest that those of us that watch little TV are smug bastards.

Wrong you old git! The reason I don’t watch much TV is because it is largely a pile of crap made with the dedicated non-thinker in mind. Anything you do find that is mildy interesting is completely fucked up by some twat telling you how much you must have some lightweight scabby vacuum cleaner, or a pill to help you shit.

So Old Bitter Balls, you can have my TV set, and shove it up your ass. Just leave me with my music, which is always far more entertaining than watching some prick running around looking for the DNA.

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She’s attractive, and confident, positive, and intelligent. She says she’s 224 pounds. Is that fat? I don’t know. I know that I’m 228lbs, and wouldn’t mind losing some around the middle. Ok, so that’s where men usually put the weight on – around the gut, but this lady . . . → Read More: The Fat Rant]]> I think she looks great.

She’s attractive, and confident, positive, and intelligent. She says she’s 224 pounds. Is that fat? I don’t know. I know that I’m 228lbs, and wouldn’t mind losing some around the middle. Ok, so that’s where men usually put the weight on – around the gut, but this lady certainly looks well proportioned in my opinion.

She’s so right too. What is all this obsession with thin? Ok, yes it’s healthier to be a little underweight than overweight I’m sure, but it’s not the be all and end all. Doesn’t enjoying life, and being generally happy count for anything too?

Check out this video from Joy Nash.

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I usually don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in my email, but this one is too important. This one has been circulating for months.

Please, keep it going!

To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of . . . → Read More: ]]> Read the whole thing before hitting delete……..

I usually don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in my email, but this one is too important. This one has been circulating for months.

Please, keep it going!

To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire list. Thanks

1. Bill

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If you’re in the UK there is only one thing that spoils Eurovision. No, it’s not the cheesy songs, some of which are fucking awful. No, it’s what the British have to go through. Someone . . . → Read More: Eurovision]]> Next week it’s the Eurovision Song Context in Europe. In Europe? No Shit Sherlock! That’s why it’s called EURO..vision.

If you’re in the UK there is only one thing that spoils Eurovision. No, it’s not the cheesy songs, some of which are fucking awful. No, it’s what the British have to go through. Someone out to get up a petition to have that twat Terry Wogan, locked in the basement of the BBC until it’s over. No, on second thoughts make it permenantly.

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I hate it when people forward bogus warnings…but this one is real, and it’s important:If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see . . . → Read More: Deer Tick Warning]]>

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings…but
 this one is real, and it’s important:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are
 conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take
 your clothes off and dance around with your arms up,
 DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I’d gotten this yesterday;
 I feel so stupid now…….

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So of course, Microsoft has to do something else and deviate from an ISO standard in their aim to rule the computer world, and offer MS Office Open XML (OOXML).

Why . . . → Read More: MS does it again, of course]]> It is open, free, and certified as an ISO standard, and  many people see ODF as the way forward for office document  formats.

So of course, Microsoft has to do something else and deviate from an ISO standard in their aim to rule the computer world, and offer MS Office Open XML (OOXML).

Why is it that Microsoft always think themselves above agreed worldwide standards, and push their own formats down everyone’s throats?

Because they can?

Well, one day it will all catch up with them. Sony learnt the hard way – eventually. Let’s hope Microsoft do too, and fall in line and develop open, transparent solutions along with everyone else in the industry. it’s not as if their solutions are generally any better.

Corel Corporation announced today that it will offer support for both ODF and OOXML formats.

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Im sorry, but after hearing they want

to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish – enough is enough!

Nowhere did they sing it in Italian,

Japanese, Polish, Czech, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.

It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way . . . → Read More: It is Time for America to Speak up]]>

Im sorry, but after hearing they want

to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish – enough is enough!

Nowhere did they sing it in Italian,

Japanese, Polish, Czech, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.

It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it

was written. The news broadcasts even

 gave the translation – not even close.

Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is

MY COUNTRY

  IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY,

SPEAK UP!

I am not against immigration -

just come through like everyone else.

Get a sponsor;

have a place to lay your head;

have a job;

pay your taxes;

live by the rules;

 and

LEARN THE LANGUAGE

as all other immigrants have in the past

and

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Think about this:

If you don’t want to forward this

for fear of offending someone,

YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Will we still be the Country of choice

and still be America if we continue

to make the changes forced on us by

people from other countries who came

 to live in America because it is the

Country of Choice?

Think about it!
All we have to say is, when will

Someone do something about

MY RIGHTS?

We’ve gone so far the other way,

bent over backwards to not

offend anyone, that I am now

 being offended.

But it seems no one has a problem

with that.

It is Time for America to Speak up

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