Return The Crap
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it…Twice!
Let’s help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that’s why they need to increase postage costs again You get the idea !
Three Little Words That Work !!
he three little words are: ‘Hold On, Please…’
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
Old Bitter Balls
I was taking a look in Old Bitter Balls blog The old cunt has the cheek to suggest that those of us that watch little TV are smug bastards.
Wrong you old git! The reason I don’t watch much TV is because it is largely a pile of crap made with the dedicated non-thinker in mind. Anything you do find that is mildy interesting is completely fucked up by some twat telling you how much you must have some lightweight scabby vacuum cleaner, or a pill to help you shit.
So Old Bitter Balls, you can have my TV set, and shove it up your ass. Just leave me with my music, which is always far more entertaining than watching some prick running around looking for the DNA.
The Fat Rant
I think she looks great.
She’s attractive, and confident, positive, and intelligent. She says she’s 224 pounds. Is that fat? I don’t know. I know that I’m 228lbs, and wouldn’t mind losing some around the middle. Ok, so that’s where men usually put the weight on - around the gut, but this lady certainly looks well proportioned in my opinion.
She’s so right too. What is all this obsession with thin? Ok, yes it’s healthier to be a little underweight than overweight I’m sure, but it’s not the be all and end all. Doesn’t enjoying life, and being generally happy count for anything too?
Check out this video from Joy Nash.
