Bullshit Unlimited

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.

You can even send . . . → Read More: Return The Crap

he three little words are: ‘Hold On, Please…’

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time . . . → Read More: Three Little Words That Work !!

I was taking a look in Old Bitter Balls blog The old cunt has the cheek to suggest that those of us that watch little TV are smug bastards.

Wrong you old git! The reason I don’t watch much TV is because it is largely a pile of crap made with the dedicated non-thinker . . . → Read More: Old Bitter Balls