Twas The Night Before Christmas

‘Twas, the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse. No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter. There’d be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter.

There’d be no fat elf, coming through my chimney. I’ll be alone, my computer and . . . → Read More: Twas The Night Before Christmas

What Shakespeare Really Meant

While Shakespeare was a very wise man. But you’d never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy words. Now our crack team of cunning linguists has translated a number of Shakespeare’ s quotes into modern day English. It’s about time we were all able to enjoy the wit and wisdom of this oddly groomed . . . → Read More: What Shakespeare Really Meant

Legend in his own head

He was world famous. All the world knew him didn’t they? No, Only in his own head.

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