The Irish Millionaire.

Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. . . . → Read More: The Irish Millionaire]]>

The Irish Millionaire.

Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question….. will you go for it?”

“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow
b) Thrush
c) Magpie
d) Cuckoo

“I haven’t got a clue.” said Mick, ”so I’ll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin …”

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

“Fookin hell, Mick!” cried Paddy. “Dat’s simple……It’s a cuckoo.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m fookin sure.”
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I’ll go wit Cuckoo as my answer.”

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.

“Dat it is, Maam.”

There was a long – long pause, and then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is the correct answer, Mick, you’ve won 1 million pounds!”

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

“Tell me, Paddy, How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”

“Because he lives in a Fookin clock!”

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The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts tryingto talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives . . . → Read More: Revenge Is Sweet?]]> A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.

The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts tryingto talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1.       A salt shaker,
2.       A shot of Baileys,
3.       A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.’
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue……..salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth……….smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks……..this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

1.     In one second the sharp lime taste hits

2.     At two seconds the Baileys curdles

3.     At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hits

4.     At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?’

She smiles widely at him and says, ‘Blow Job Revenge.’

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