Small Penis

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, ‘Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.’ The next . . . → Read More: Small Penis

Tequila Cake Recipe

1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest . . . → Read More: Tequila Cake Recipe

Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell you though, beJaysuz, I t’aut . . . → Read More: Irish Diet

Vegetables

Q: whats the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

A: getting the wheelchair in the oven

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Fish & Chips

A few summers ago a gentleman and his wife were touring Merry Old England. . . . → Read More: Fish & Chips