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Sad Bastard

[nodge] Oh I’d so love talking to myself. Let’s all strip naked and wash our socks in the fountain of love with two pit ponies and a scrappy cow next to telling the neighbors what a bastard your aunt Judy was. I was only saying to old Mrs thugbottom last week, that we really . . . → Read More: Sad Bastard

Horny Dresser

[Monto] I thought I told you to stop wearing my clothes [nodge] I know, but it gives me such huge erections, and was so much cheaper than Viagra…

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