Always ask for a photo

Rule #2:

Always ask for more than one photo

I am still looking for the bastard that sent me this!

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I’ve got a full time job, To find the ******* thing.

It used to be embarrassing, . . . → Read More: The Penis Poem]]>

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the ******* thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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TERRIBLY PAINFUL, I’M SURE!

   I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

I want . . . → Read More: Puff The Magic Dragon]]> It is for real. Guy lives in South Wales, UK .. It took 6 years of planning & 50 hours to execute….(and a A LOT of local anesthesia.)

TERRIBLY PAINFUL, I’M SURE!

   I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

I want to talk to the guy who tattooed him!!

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Are you new to sex toys? Updating your collection for more body-friendly products now that most toys are phthalate-free? Or do you want to add some excitement into your sex life with new additions to your toy box?

Here are our top picks . . . → Read More: 10 Toys To Add To Your Toy Box]]>

10 Sex Toys You Must Add to Your Box

Are you new to sex toys? Updating your collection for more body-friendly products now that most toys are phthalate-free?
Or do you want to add some excitement into your sex life with new additions to your toy box?

Here are our top picks per category for toys everyone should have:

1. A classic, slimline vibrator – The Netbook of the sex toy world (because it’s versatile, convenient and easy-to-use — get it?) a classic slimline vibe is great for men or women, anal or vaginal pleasure. It’s perfect for beginners, but will promise years of pleasure for advanced enthusiasts, too. Why not pick up the Berman Intimate Basics Siena Slimline Massager?

2. Rabbit vibe – Popularized by Sex and the City, a “rabbit-style” vibrator promises the next level of pleasure. Rabbit vibes vary widely in their features, styles, shapes and functions, but most offer a “clit-tickler” for clitoral stimulation, a slightly curved head for g-spot stimulation, and a shaft with multiple functions of vibration and pulsation. I keep coming back to my favorite, the Decadent Indulgence 3.

3. Novelty vibrator – Sometimes, we all feel a little silly. That’s when it’s fun to break out I Rub My Duckie in one of his many variations. After all, sometimes good sex makes you giggle.

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2nd. Steve Borat, Madrid

1st. Tracy & Wayne Smith, Maidstone