Rules for Online Dating

Rule #1:

Always ask for a photo

Rule #2:

Always ask for more than one photo

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Naked Woman In The Shower

I am still looking for the bastard that sent me this!

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The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I’ve got a full time job, To find the ******* thing.

It used to be embarrassing, . . . → Read More: The Penis Poem

Puff The Magic Dragon

It is for real. Guy lives in South Wales, UK .. It took 6 years of planning & 50 hours to execute….(and a A LOT of local anesthesia.)

 

 

TERRIBLY PAINFUL, I’M SURE!

 

 

   I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

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10 Toys To Add To Your Toy Box

10 Sex Toys You Must Add to Your Box

Are you new to sex toys? Updating your collection for more body-friendly products now that most toys are phthalate-free? Or do you want to add some excitement into your sex life with new additions to your toy box?

Here are our top picks . . . → Read More: 10 Toys To Add To Your Toy Box