Why Men Turn Out The Way They Do #4

Posted on July 29th, 2007 in humor, image by Bullshitter

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His & Her Diary

Posted on July 25th, 2007 in humor by Bullshitter

HER DIARY
(6/03/07)

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friend all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was late,

but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong. He said “nothing”.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him,
he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can’t explain his behavior;
I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.”

When we got home, I felt as if had lost him,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.

He seemed so distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed and,
to my surprise, he responded to my caress
and we made love,

but I still felt that he was distracted
and his thoughts where somewhere else.

I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation

but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I, too, fell asleep.
I don’t know what to do.

I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
(6/03/07)

Today the Yankees lost,

but at least I got laid.

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